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打孔翘 - 陈永淘





陈永淘 - 打孔翘(失去平衡东倒西歪-记酒後百态)



(对白)

大陆有个地方,叫做广东。当然西边就叫做广西了。

在她的北方,有个地方叫做湖南,湖南的北方当然叫做湖北了。

再往北方一点有个地方叫做陕西,陕西的东边呢?哦,她叫陕东。

江西的旧名听起来好象是在骂人,其实她不是这个意思,她叫做赣。

我说的是地名。但是我想我唱的是一种人性吧。

这是喝酒以后的开玩笑。打孔翘。



人盲开嘴 佢就广东广西 (人家还没开口 他就讲东讲西)

正经问佢 佢又湖南湖北 (真的正经问他 他又胡南胡北)

寻佢等手 佢就陕东陕西 (找他帮忙 他就闪东闪西)

酒罐撒到 佢又赣南赣北 (一拿到酒瓶 他又干南干北)



食酒讲笑 佢系东南西北 (喝酒说笑 他是天南地北天花乱坠)

食酒讲笑 捱系风花雪月 (喝酒说笑 我是风花雪月)

食酒讲笑 你系无胆毛狗 (喝酒说笑 你是没胆的小狗)

食酒讲笑 鸭嬷打孔翘    (喝酒说笑 大家笑得像母鸭一样东倒西歪)

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